Workaholics “man up” (by GuidebookBeats)

My favorite tv show right now

helenofdestroy:

jenkristofu:

So I didn’t know that fucking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just fucking look.

They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.

Want one as a pet? Well they’d be $9000 dollars, but that’s hypothetical because you simply cannot have one. Also, they like to eat dead parrots and dolphins and that’s out of your budget too. Ablubblubbloo…

my aunt breeds parrots ✔

i’ll train it and buy one of those backpack carriers they stick kids in, so i can take him everywhere with me.

we’ll be so happy <3

Damn these birds are big